Hmmm…March Madness

Vasectomy season is upon us, what with the NCAA basketball tournament starting. This time of year is like Christmas retail season for urologists, because men everywhere are “choosing” this time of year to get snipped because they can use daylong basketball action as an excuse to lay around with a bag of peas on their nuts. In reality, this gives men the opportunity to somehow maintain dignity amongst their male tribe by “dicktating” when their emasculation can occur.

In reality, as they lay on the couch, the urologist is counting his money (cash, by the way, since insurance doesn’t pay for it), the wife now literally has your balls by the hand, AND the dog is laying by the fireplace smirking and thinking: “Payback’s a bitch, and now you’re one too.”

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